Feeling Lucky?

Steve Martin circa 1982

Steve Martin circa 1982
that’s what friends are for
that’s what friends are for
someone switched my brain
someone switched my brain
do the crime, do the time
do the crime, do the time
What superhero would you have ended up as?
What superhero would you have ended up as?
grandma law said she had to
grandma law said she had to
laundry can wait, sleep can’t
laundry can wait, sleep can’t
maybe i’m not cut out for marriage
maybe i’m not cut out for marriage
good work from a good person
good work from a good person
if you’re having a bad day, i present to you birds behind glasses of water
if you’re having a bad day, i present to you birds behind glasses of water
consider me triggered
consider me triggered
enjoy the next 24 hours!
enjoy the next 24 hours!
is this peak twitter?
is this peak twitter?
sometimes you just need to take a break to cry
sometimes you just need to take a break to cry
holy cracker!
holy cracker!
what chapter are we on, today?
what chapter are we on, today?
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Hands.
Hands.
Classy.
Classy.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Join the conversation
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…