Home boy at your service.

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

just passing through

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

i can never show my face in public again

so warm and cozy

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

they said the perfect christmas tree doesn’t ex—

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

baby faced swamp witch

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

popsicles

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?