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Checking on the status of his next marvel contract

image of a raccoon on a phone
Lily will not be pleased.
Lily will not be pleased.
Mozzarella sticks are hard to eat.
Mozzarella sticks are hard to eat.
Nationalize the internet
Nationalize the internet
My entire life is a lie
My entire life is a lie
Never get a break 😔
Never get a break 😔
That’s fair…
That’s fair…
Kissing.exe has crashed.
Kissing.exe has crashed.
Healthcare tips.
Healthcare tips.
A fair description of anxiety.
A fair description of anxiety.
I just like having options… personally.
I just like having options… personally.
Blue dogs spotted in India thought by locals to be an incarnation of Shiva; experts say they likely swam in highly polluted water
Blue dogs spotted in India thought by locals to be an incarnation of Shiva; experts say they likely swam in highly polluted water
Excessive force.
Excessive force.
#mansnotcop
#mansnotcop
Bending the fabric of the universe
Bending the fabric of the universe
I did what any respectable dog would do. #noregrets
I did what any respectable dog would do. #noregrets
easy+directions+for+a+cheap+modern+day+viking+funeral
easy directions for a cheap modern day viking funeral
put+me+back+in+4th+grade+and+I%26%238217%3Bll+show+you+how+gifted+i+still+am%21
put me back in 4th grade and I’ll show you how gifted i still am!
anything+is+a+ufo+if+you+can%26%238217%3Bt+identify+it+before+it+hits+your+face
anything is a ufo if you can’t identify it before it hits your face
there+is+no+right+thing+to+say.+you+just+have+to+yell+and+make+the+situation+as+uncomfortable+as+possible
there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible
Join the conversation
bilbo+was+a+very+wise+hobbit+indeed
bilbo was a very wise hobbit indeed
I+hate+how+much+this+step+ladder+joke+made+me+laugh
I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh
the+murderer+is+one+of+the+people+on+this+train+%2Atwirls+mustache%2A
the murderer is one of the people on this train *twirls mustache*
the+only+reason+to+want+a+boyfriend+is+for+karaoke+help%2C+apparently
the only reason to want a boyfriend is for karaoke help, apparently
was+joining+the+US+military+the+original+squid+game%3F
was joining the US military the original squid game?
the+big+bad+wolf+is+getting+smarter+everyday.+Soon+enough+the+three+little+pigs+will+finally+fall
the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall
just+walk+on+them.+the+pavement+is+lava%2C+if+you+step+on+it+you+die
just walk on them. the pavement is lava, if you step on it you die
another+delicious+hummuscide
another delicious hummuscide