chewy is the best

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

flying is like living in the wild west

i live at the zoo now

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

it has stories to tell

there’s no way a home made this soup

forever young

money on gandalf

purr-fect

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

would you like a parmesan wheel with your meal?

yes, please

never letting go