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if he ever shaves the mustache fire him

if he ever shaves the mustache fire him
Just say it, Olive.
Just say it, Olive.
Oh Neigh you didn’t.
Oh Neigh you didn’t.
Bon-chan is turrrrtle.
Bon-chan is turrrrtle.
‘˜Till the candles burn out, at last.
‘˜Till the candles burn out, at last.
Standard Issue Playtime
Standard Issue Playtime
*hisses in 🥒*
*hisses in 🥒*
I only eat second breakfast, personally.
I only eat second breakfast, personally.
Clever girl.
Clever girl.
Based on real life.
Based on real life.
Sing me the credentials of your WiFi.
Sing me the credentials of your WiFi.
Words.
Words.
Someone gato.
Someone gato.
Do a good turn daily.
Do a good turn daily.
Moms needs some extra to give out to friends.
Moms needs some extra to give out to friends.
Three legs, four feet, 16 fingers, two functional penises. Meet Frank Lentini.
Three legs, four feet, 16 fingers, two functional penises. Meet Frank Lentini.
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
Join the conversation
good+question
good question
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
NICE%2C+INDEED
NICE, INDEED
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
NO+SPOILERS
NO SPOILERS
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me