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if he ever shaves the mustache fire him

if he ever shaves the mustache fire him
absurd word
absurd word
jabbin’ the hutt
jabbin’ the hutt
preventative potato
preventative potato
i come in pees
i come in pees
diving feet first
diving feet first
inhuman rizz
inhuman rizz
that inking feeling
that inking feeling
in queso emergency
in queso emergency
potence against rodents
potence against rodents
beemer reamer
beemer reamer
jean machine
jean machine
secret record
secret record
ghibing me joy
ghibing me joy
racoon reprimand
racoon reprimand
a new spin on things
a new spin on things
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
Join the conversation
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.