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this is poetry
this is poetry
the activation noise
the activation noise
plant boss
plant boss
only one response
only one response
the skulls of my enemies
the skulls of my enemies
that, or cranberry juice in a wine glass
that, or cranberry juice in a wine glass
does anyone know?
does anyone know?
just like trash cans
just like trash cans
was that an earthquake?
was that an earthquake?
didn’t even get 30 days notice
didn’t even get 30 days notice
live long and prosper
live long and prosper
oops, i knew i forgot something
oops, i knew i forgot something
cats make terrible vampires
cats make terrible vampires
probably won a few million
probably won a few million
impossible
impossible
You+should+see+our+Defense+dept%2C+though%26%238230%3B
You should see our Defense dept, though…
Know+your+audience.
Know your audience.
The+cake+was+a+lie.
The cake was a lie.
You+sure+about+this%2C+bud%3F
You sure about this, bud?
Join the conversation
Have+you+seen+my+bounty%3F
Have you seen my bounty?
The+streets+of+Dubai+are+being+sanitized+at+night+by+drones.+I%2C+for+one%2C+thank+our+sanitizing+overlords%26%238230%3B
The streets of Dubai are being sanitized at night by drones. I, for one, thank our sanitizing overlords…
Standard+issue+Karen+gets+wrecked+by+management.
Standard issue Karen gets wrecked by management.
This+bird+looks+like+a+pine+cone+for+some+reason.
This bird looks like a pine cone for some reason.
Not+today%2C+please.
Not today, please.
%26%238230%3Band+his+name%2C+was+Po.
…and his name, was Po.
Isolation+journal%3A+day+54
Isolation journal: day 54
You+know+what+to+do.
You know what to do.