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Always respect the robot.

Nerd humor.

When people ask me to lead them in prayer.

Gay Phistor?

Having a giggle with the salesman.

"The Future is Now"

Winning belts in 2 seconds...

This is a Finnish police with his police reindeer.

I should buy a boat.

That awkward moment when...

Seriously though...

Cleaning the gene-pool one pod at a time.

Roses are red, violets are blue...