He never listens to me… – Mariah, probably.

A trip to the loo[ney] bin.

In an alternate universe….

Could you not right now?

Let us never forget when the White House press secretary posted his password publicly two days in a row…

Bird o’ War

Ultimate snuggles.

🎼 Always look on the bright side of life…

Got a couple buns in the oven, prolly.

And my vote…

We must allow natures grasp.

They should blast music so you know your Tide Pods are coming.

In-flight meal on EVA Airways Hello Kitty Plane

Yeah, we propagate.

Way to grab life by the eggs, Ted.

Sorry not sorry Pooh bear.