Classic German Police Car from the seventies, with the MP5 upgrade…

The duck is a lie.

This is b-e-a-utiful.

Calm down, David; We believe in us.

Won’t somebody please think of the chicken?

I guess I’m a vampire now…

Let the statistiacally average lady speak.

She can do better.

This might be the best ad for [P]UPS I’ve ever seen.

This is something people have conversations about, even.

Well worn knives.

I have a sudden craving for smashed peas…

Never short.

Boing, boing machine demands belly rubs.

The new local dog park checks out.

If you want to steal the Lithuanian declaration of independence, you must challenge the man in the corner.