Video games are ruining our innocence…

her back must be ruined

you’ve already used that password

and now i’m one lego set richer

never tried haggis. never want to try haggis

slept through the apocalypse

does anyone object?

does the gravy hot tub cost extra?

what did you do jack?!?!?!?!

sorry to bother you

um…….. the gills i think

the safest way to travel my ass

and the cat never returned

the good times will come

I’m fine

he didn’t hunt sharks. he shot at them wildly to keep them away from his tuna catch