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If a Hot Pocket became sentient.

If a Hot Pocket became sentient.
He just needs to find his perfect pizza match
He just needs to find his perfect pizza match
Is this true?
Is this true?
Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?
Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?
mind blown
mind blown
And together they will conquer the dog park
And together they will conquer the dog park
My new jogging pants
My new jogging pants
I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please
I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please
obviously yes
obviously yes
I’d like to buy a vowel
I’d like to buy a vowel
Employee of the month multiple times
Employee of the month multiple times
This is how birds are born
This is how birds are born
Needs more salt
Needs more salt
Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit
Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit
omg! it looks so happy!
omg! it looks so happy!
delete comic sans from the system
delete comic sans from the system
seeing+the+future
seeing the future
many+opportunitease
many opportunitease
puppeting+actions
puppeting actions
flour+power
flour power
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house+trained
house trained
missing+koalaties
missing koalaties
guessing+who+did+it
guessing who did it
according+to+script
according to script
%26%238220%3Bfun%26%238221%3Bdraising
“fun”draising
label%2C+not+libel
label, not libel
counting+the+days
counting the days
that+makes+you+suuuch+good+frieendss
that makes you suuuch good frieendss