If a Hot Pocket became sentient.

If a Hot Pocket became sentient.

Dating girls is like riding a bicycle.

Dating girls is like riding a bicycle.

Drinking and writing.

Drinking and writing.

Heaven is hotter than Hell.

Heaven is hotter than Hell.

If men hate the sight of you, there is help available.

If men hate the sight of you, there is help available.

Doctor Who Van Gogh Mug

Doctor Who Van Gogh Mug

Cats gone wild.

Cats gone wild.

Do you have my reservation?

Do you have my reservation?

Faces of meth vs faces of marijuana.

Faces of meth vs faces of marijuana.

Freakishly accurate celebrity equations

Freakishly accurate celebrity equations

It must be that time of year again.

It must be that time of year again.

I’ve never thought of that…

I’ve never thought of that…

Tugging my heart strings.

Tugging my heart strings.

How dogs try to rationalize.

How dogs try to rationalize.

…a bird of seduction.

…a bird of seduction.

The name of your new record label.

The name of your new record label.