Make your choices.

late to work due to duck parade

When you take your job as a plant parent literally

helping to keep the pigs cool on a hot summer day

that’s a big pill to swallow

they found their life’s purpose

keeping your plants alive is more important than getting stitches. everyone knows that

walked into a bank to pick up checks might chop some wood later

overheard at whole foods

wild birds in australia have learned to curse at people

the kinds of gifts that writers don’t approve of

a new breed of cat has been discovered

who is greg and what is he capable of?

this is really cool

the evolution of superheroes

and there is no middle ground, so don’t even ask