PSA: Watch for the little gremlins tonight.

i regretted this dall-e ai creation immediately

“You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone, and we are all part of the same compost pile.”

cry harder

sometimes nothing is everything

gonna need to buy a whole new bed

no context crab

set your dvr!

modern fashion

the suite life tried to teach us

but the bathtub isn’t always empty. take no chances

i’ll have a cheeseburger and a diet sun

extremely concerned, as it were

still wonder why women live longer than men?

egg-cellent

storms coming: florida memes to ease tension and hurricane ian gets ready to hit