click it or ticket

traffic sign reminding you to wear a seatbelt

That’s a lovely name, is it biblical?

That’s a lovely name, is it biblical?

Got a souvenir from the museum… #dadjokes

Got a souvenir from the museum… #dadjokes

There should be leash laws for kids?

There should be leash laws for kids?

Elephants thing you’re cute, at least…

Elephants thing you’re cute, at least…

Moving to Alabama, this is the greeting I am expecting.

Moving to Alabama, this is the greeting I am expecting.

Bread alignment chart

Bread alignment chart

I can only take so much prodding…

I can only take so much prodding…

Chickens can’t fly.

Chickens can’t fly.

How to evict yourself from the planet.

How to evict yourself from the planet.

Taking 5,000 ducks for a walk to the local pond.

Taking 5,000 ducks for a walk to the local pond.

Grandma’s first pumpkin spice latte was named Bob.

Grandma’s first pumpkin spice latte was named Bob.

May God punish y’all thoroughly.

May God punish y’all thoroughly.

English on a mug.

English on a mug.

Blind kitty we found alone in the garden.

Blind kitty we found alone in the garden.

Encouragement from an Octopus

Encouragement from an Octopus