The thing about cats, is…

humans have avoided disturbing their little angels for quite some time

bit cheap innit

we don’t say that evil name here

that’s no way to live at all!

one of the most appealing things you can say is “i have good health benefits from work”

seems fishy to me

10 New Words to Describe your Time-Wasting

i said *look*!

begun, the branches-of-science sass war has

it’s unorthodox, but not a bad idea

the most important discussion

i prefer 88, honestly

oh deer would you look at that

need this show asap

any chance these two texts *aren’t* related?