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This bookshelf can be reassembled into a coffin to help optimize your life (also death).

This bookshelf can be reassembled into a coffin to help optimize your life (also death).
I could spritz here.
I could spritz here.
‘Susan’s a hoe’
‘Susan’s a hoe’
Five tomatoes
Five tomatoes
Eat gluten and hug a farmer.
Eat gluten and hug a farmer.
Excuse me…
Excuse me…
Hippity hoppity, get off of my property.
Hippity hoppity, get off of my property.
Another life lesson from HGTV
Another life lesson from HGTV
The rage silently builds.
The rage silently builds.
Fruit stuffer 5000
Fruit stuffer 5000
That’s no a cat…
That’s no a cat…
nobody helps around this DAM house
nobody helps around this DAM house
Friendship goals.
Friendship goals.
1-800-273-TALK
1-800-273-TALK
Colonel Sanchez
Colonel Sanchez
The most detailed ethnicity drop-down menu I’ve ever seen in the US.
The most detailed ethnicity drop-down menu I’ve ever seen in the US.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
No+shame.
No shame.
Join the conversation
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Obviously.
Obviously.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!