God doesn’t close one door without opening another.

if you ever need to distract a guy, just ask him this simple question

who wants to spend a night with me in a haunted clown motel next to a cemetery for miners?

a hgtv show where i judge other people’s home and get paid millions of dollars in the process. who wants to greenlight it?

happy 11 year anniversary jamal. hope you’re doing well wherever you are

luke’s lightsaber was made in new york. So much for “a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away”

when you really want to let someone know you like them, throw a piano

you’ll know it when you see it

Paul Rudd isn’t just a superhero in the movies!

The next guest on Maury Povich is… genetics!

how to tell a chemist from a plumber. this one took me a second to get

how many cups of coffee do you need to get through the day?

beyonce getting ready for her wwe debut ready to win every championship belt in one night

this radio station wasn’t using pride month as just a cheap marketing ploy

how you know you’ve found the one

the way she reacts is how you know how long the relationship is going to last