c’mon human, hurry it up, i got Zs to catch

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

did he do it?

classic carrie bradshaw

classic carrie bradshaw

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

i should have texted instead

i should have texted instead

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

wasted gems

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

that’s a loaded question

that’s a loaded question

time to cry!

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

spitting venom

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

send dudes, not nudes

send dudes, not nudes

And you give that subtle approving head nod

And you give that subtle approving head nod