coded morals

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.

All the beautiful people.

All the beautiful people.

Humans are clever.

Humans are clever.

Remember to recharge the ones you love.

Remember to recharge the ones you love.

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

GIVE HIM EVERY ATTENTION YOU HAVE

GIVE HIM EVERY ATTENTION YOU HAVE

Stop hoarding the bucket…

Stop hoarding the bucket…

You can call me Mr. T.

You can call me Mr. T.

Give to me the large dumple.

Give to me the large dumple.

I accept this challenge and look forward to my eventual demise.

I accept this challenge and look forward to my eventual demise.

You’ve just been served [relevant ads to your interests…]

You’ve just been served [relevant ads to your interests…]

Marriage is quite an interesting concept.

Marriage is quite an interesting concept.

The very first albino panda found wandering in a Chinese forest.

The very first albino panda found wandering in a Chinese forest.

Not the most economical death…

Not the most economical death…

BMW pulled a sneaky one on all* of us.

BMW pulled a sneaky one on all* of us.