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and then all he can do is turn around and desert you

and then all he can do is turn around and desert you
for the coworker you can’t stand
for the coworker you can’t stand
monkey see, monkey do
monkey see, monkey do
hipster mannequins
hipster mannequins
we’re all stanley
we’re all stanley
the insurance policy on this movie must have been insane
the insurance policy on this movie must have been insane
they were definitely laughing at me
they were definitely laughing at me
hex mex
hex mex
this is why I stopped watching the news
this is why I stopped watching the news
spaghetti goat
spaghetti goat
Olivia Wilde has a “special salad dressing” and the internet has thoughts
Olivia Wilde has a “special salad dressing” and the internet has thoughts
why you never go back for seconds
why you never go back for seconds
how i wish i would respond to people like this
how i wish i would respond to people like this
i broke the test
i broke the test
that’s one way to get popcorn thrown at you
that’s one way to get popcorn thrown at you
living the dream
living the dream
because+priorities
because priorities
this+is+a+vampire+pool.+that%26%238217%3Bs+not+water
this is a vampire pool. that’s not water
the+morning+commute+is+brutal
the morning commute is brutal
men+become+poets+in+public+restrooms
men become poets in public restrooms
Join the conversation
well%2C+this+is+life+ruining
well, this is life ruining
and+then+he+gave+the+good+boi+a+treat
and then he gave the good boi a treat
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
for+science%21
for science!
how+to+boop+an+alligator+or+die+trying
how to boop an alligator or die trying
he+ghosted+her+to+keep+the+dog
he ghosted her to keep the dog
bawitdaba
bawitdaba
we+live+in+a+satire
we live in a satire