Feeling Lucky?

he beat the system

he beat the system
this frog is poisonous
this frog is poisonous
curiosity was probably just defending itself from a suspected alien threat
curiosity was probably just defending itself from a suspected alien threat
dun dun… dun dun…
dun dun… dun dun…
this is my super villain origin story
this is my super villain origin story
constricting its prey
constricting its prey
this is the shed of a sane person
this is the shed of a sane person
the lids just go… poof
the lids just go… poof
i wonder who it could be from!
i wonder who it could be from!
he’s tired of living on earth
he’s tired of living on earth
everyone knows the giraffe adds 50 pounds
everyone knows the giraffe adds 50 pounds
hair club for pups
hair club for pups
my kind of salad bar
my kind of salad bar
close enough
close enough
my coworker and i try to outdork each other. i think i win
my coworker and i try to outdork each other. i think i win
i’ve never heard of movie theaters selling pickles
i’ve never heard of movie theaters selling pickles
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Join the conversation
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Rustin+Hieber+%26%238211%3B+The+Movie.
Rustin Hieber – The Movie.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…