A latter day wordsmith.

there’s always someone waiting to tell you you’re wrong

On display at gripsholm castle, this is the former pet lion of king frederick i, who had it very poorly taxidermized after its death

parents can be so mean. lol

are you not entertained?

a sacrifice to the lego gods

The reaction to cracker barrel adding vegan options to the menu has not gone well…

all sniff no snitch

the patriarchy failed so…

or just put the phone down and go to sleep

it’s been a really chalupoh no of a week

what was that? sorry, my brain went on an adventure

jenny’s number. i got it!

Think you can do better than me? prove it! The submit button is back!

reheated mcdonald’s does not sound appetizing

shrek solo