So good tho.

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

that’s a loaded question

time to cry!

what every kid wants for christmas

classic carrie bradshaw

spitting venom

And you give that subtle approving head nod

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

the math adds up

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

send dudes, not nudes

wasted gems

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!