‘Let Freedom Wing’ – Hooters, actually.

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

how hard can it be to draw a baby? apparently pretty hard…

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

say aloe to my little friend

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

just walk on them. the pavement is lava, if you step on it you die

there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

easy directions for a cheap modern day viking funeral

was joining the US military the original squid game?

another delicious hummuscide

put me back in 4th grade and I’ll show you how gifted i still am!

the law of giants

dog humming “in the arms of an angel” after the ultimate betrayal by their human