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A child’s diabolical plan to kill his mother.

A child's diabolical plan to kill his mother.
heat of the moment
heat of the moment
cowballer
cowballer
quest on questions
quest on questions
this is a mugging!
this is a mugging!
going ham
going ham
waterwhirled
waterwhirled
flag flounder
flag flounder
pressed by peppa pig
pressed by peppa pig
looking /fire/ for the /ball/
looking /fire/ for the /ball/
lean mean machine
lean mean machine
austin baldtler
austin baldtler
bearing the news
bearing the news
commit to the bit
commit to the bit
profit over principle
profit over principle
warmth > positivity
warmth > positivity
Sup+player.
Sup player.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Join the conversation
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Obviously.
Obviously.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Classy.
Classy.