*comes up with the most extraordinary way to pull out the tooth*

this guy gets it

my waistline isn’t worth my happiness

alpha males don’t watch instructional videos

the dream life

be your own worst enemy

i’ll give it the ‘ole college try

there is no middle ground

my plants are my children

big fork bad

ride the lightning with the Metallica memes because nothing else matters with a new album on the way!

as long as humans can still make memes, this will be the result

ya don’t say?

what’s your favorite six word story?

from social warning fantasy to reality

goosebumps, but for adults