I can hear his voice…

time to cry!

how is this not already a thing???

such a misunderstood creature

beer science

always gotta stop to pet cats

i should have texted instead

what every kid wants for christmas

yes, please

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

send dudes, not nudes

classic carrie bradshaw

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long