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The Morgan Freeman Chain of Command
The Morgan Freeman Chain of Command
The Chief.
The Chief.
Words.
Words.
How to tell when a Girl, a Guy or I want to kiss
How to tell when a Girl, a Guy or I want to kiss
Nerd humor.
Nerd humor.
He finally caught his tail!
He finally caught his tail!
An internal battle.
An internal battle.
Newton’s Third Law of Emotion.
Newton’s Third Law of Emotion.
I hate hipsters.
I hate hipsters.
The perfect martini.
The perfect martini.
How it feels after graduation..
How it feels after graduation..
How tired are you?
How tired are you?
When teachers told me Wikipedia should not be a source.
When teachers told me Wikipedia should not be a source.
She’s very dainty.
She’s very dainty.
I work at a table factory…
I work at a table factory…
I%26%238217%3Bm+going+to+need+some+of+this.
I’m going to need some of this.
Words.
Words.
Mom%3F%21+Mmmmooooommmm%21%21%21
Mom?! Mmmmooooommmm!!!
Obviously.
Obviously.
Join the conversation
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
When+shipping+costs+more+than+the+product.
When shipping costs more than the product.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Sexism%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+hilarious.
Sexism, it’s hilarious.
Pretty+much%26%238230%3B
Pretty much…
Public+service+announcement.
Public service announcement.