comma-ntary

and it’s a medication for a sore thumb

and it’s a medication for a sore thumb

you get free cookies…so…

you get free cookies…so…

you’ve fallen right into my trap

you’ve fallen right into my trap

if you don’t do this, are you even a husband

if you don’t do this, are you even a husband

well, as was said before: “Yolo”

well, as was said before: “Yolo”

make this a movie NOW

make this a movie NOW

you’ve been hit by a cute criminal

you’ve been hit by a cute criminal

clicky-clacky rock sounds! *inner gremlin intensifies*

clicky-clacky rock sounds! *inner gremlin intensifies*

but it’d be nice, for a change

but it’d be nice, for a change

if you’re not sure marriage is for you, consider this

if you’re not sure marriage is for you, consider this

the attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed

the attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed

darth vader being a drama queen led to the downfall of the empire

darth vader being a drama queen led to the downfall of the empire

there’s no difference >:(

there’s no difference >:(

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caption this image!

the end result was worth it

the end result was worth it