With great power comes great responsibility…

I mean… yes?

She’s literally the worst driver.

Stunning Ancient Greek mosaic that was uncovered in southern Turkey, near the border with Syria.

If I ran NASA…

You don’t always get what you want.

I have weird habits.

When your birthday present gets you buzzed.

Basically, underage drinking is bad.

Did you hear the joke about the gym sock?

He can show you the neighborhood.

LET HIM CHEW ON YOUR PHONE CASE

All X-Men are not created equal

When you want to take your two year old to see Marilyn Manson but nobody takes the bait…

Elon Musk’s daily driver is missed.

Ken M on soup