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Community Forum Post: The Stupidest Way You’ve Gotten Hurt (November 17, 2024)

Dr. Omar Atiq, Oncologist extraordinar, to the rescue.
Dr. Omar Atiq, Oncologist extraordinar, to the rescue.
Joy is a histamine.
Joy is a histamine.
Dear tooth fairy…
Dear tooth fairy…
GIVE US A GLASS OF MALK, BROTHA
GIVE US A GLASS OF MALK, BROTHA
I’d rather a bouncy ball, thanks.
I’d rather a bouncy ball, thanks.
Mister Rogers deserves the blue ribbon.
Mister Rogers deserves the blue ribbon.
Better luck next year
Better luck next year
It’s public domain!
It’s public domain!
Words.
Words.
I would watch this Jurassic Park reboot.
I would watch this Jurassic Park reboot.
Ahh the ol’ bumboozle…
Ahh the ol’ bumboozle…
The art is a lie.
The art is a lie.
Feel the dirté.
Feel the dirté.
Soviet safe keeping.
Soviet safe keeping.
It’s an thought experiment.
It’s an thought experiment.
become+ducc
become ducc
we+show+you+we+care+by+a+biannual+pizza+party+%3C3+%3C3+%3C3
we show you we care by a biannual pizza party <3 <3 <3
wasn%26%238217%3Bt+it+supposed+to+be+the+opposite
wasn’t it supposed to be the opposite
so+when+i+order+chicken+tenders%26%238230%3B
so when i order chicken tenders…
Join the conversation
besties+forever
besties forever
me+every+second+of+every+day
me every second of every day
don%26%238217%3Bt+care+how+big+it+is%2C+i%26%238217%3Bll+just+use+my+cloth+to+avoid+it
don’t care how big it is, i’ll just use my cloth to avoid it
%26%238220%3Bnow+wait+just+a+second+dear%26%238230%3B%26%238221%3B
“now wait just a second dear…”
now+that%26%238217%3Bs+a+talent
now that’s a talent
just+like+you+told+me%2C+dad
just like you told me, dad
how+dare+you+call+me+out+like+this
how dare you call me out like this
based+cyanide+%26%23038%3B+happiness
based cyanide & happiness