Company that designs crash-test dummies has had to start making obese dummies to better represent American drivers

Give to me the large dumple.

Marriage is quite an interesting concept.

Humans are clever.

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.

Russia opened a ‘Military Disneyland’ called Patriot Park, where visitors, including children, can ride in tanks, shoot guns and buy and sell military gear.

He’s heard some things…

Always look on the bright side of life.

2 circus elephants immediately bond after being separated for 22 years

All the beautiful people.

Grandmother, stop.

I’m not sure how I live like this.

What is the inverse of man spreading?

Public libraries don’t get enough love.

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.