Company that designs crash-test dummies has had to start making obese dummies to better represent American drivers

Company that designs crash-test dummies has had to start making obese dummies to better represent American drivers

I’m sure he did his time and had a change of heart…

I’m sure he did his time and had a change of heart…

Got their wires confused, it seems.

Got their wires confused, it seems.

The Free masons, basically.

The Free masons, basically.

Dad yokes are the best.

Dad yokes are the best.

Yes, that was the point of flattening the curve…

Yes, that was the point of flattening the curve…

A factory in Turkey started making tiles that can offer shelter to birds and we all agree that is pretty cool.

A factory in Turkey started making tiles that can offer shelter to birds and we all agree that is pretty cool.

Just when you thought a casino couldn’t be a more depressing place

Just when you thought a casino couldn’t be a more depressing place

The French go owee.

The French go owee.

Pigeons are underrated for the most part.

Pigeons are underrated for the most part.

*karen intensifies*

*karen intensifies*

It’s for peaches.

It’s for peaches.

Yes Gran, and I just got off a Zoom call with the Winklevoss twins…

Yes Gran, and I just got off a Zoom call with the Winklevoss twins…

Words.

Darryl understands his self worth.

Darryl understands his self worth.

2020, a summary so far.

2020, a summary so far.