*invests in Depends*

meal prepping made easy

hide your shoulders or get suspended

funeral bouquet

time to show the world how smart i am

priority putting away costs an arm and a leg

gonna ride my cow into town for groceries, be back in a bit

they’re everywhere!

how about these gas prices?

sold!

i flip my hair back and forth

just wait until the floor is actually lava, then all the adults will feel like real idiots

no assistance needed

this explains so much

daily reasons to drink

Xenomorphs and gargoyles are canon together