on Tchaikovsky

on Tchaikovsky

this dog is cooler than i’ll ever be

this dog is cooler than i’ll ever be

all the pain

your phone always knows

your phone always knows

that’s part of the point though, isn’t it?

that’s part of the point though, isn’t it?

one reason you should never lie on your dating profile

gonna have a meat twinkie for lunch today

gonna have a meat twinkie for lunch today

Psycho test. Are you one?

Psycho test. Are you one?

you’re next!

just don’t say pete davidson three times in a row

just don’t say pete davidson three times in a row

thanks but no thanks

thanks but no thanks

decepticons attack!

decepticons attack!

i slept okay

canon vs fandom

canon vs fandom

pass me some coal

pass me some coal

house therapy