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Captain Native America

Captain Native America
blessed food
blessed food
we all need friends who offer burritos in times of need
we all need friends who offer burritos in times of need
text your ex!
text your ex!
take your adultery elsewhere!
take your adultery elsewhere!
regret
regret
let’s talk about Russia
let’s talk about Russia
your snake has a mouse now
your snake has a mouse now
holy new type of high jump
holy new type of high jump
what weird mood messed with your algorithm?
what weird mood messed with your algorithm?
lead the way!
lead the way!
foam finger pointer
foam finger pointer
ummmmm…
ummmmm…
always watching
always watching
coming this summer
coming this summer
game, set, and bacon
game, set, and bacon
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
Join the conversation
left+swipe
left swipe
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
NO+SPOILERS
NO SPOILERS
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams