Just as God intended. #shrekislove

Only remove a few bugs…

A reconstruction of Julius Caesar taken from his bust at the Vatican.

Why did the Bernie cross the road?

Flights around the world, dodging Iran.

I need the 110 version, please.

The softest gargoyle…

I wonder how much they paid Cher, circa 1977.

Gran crocheted first.

Let them grow.

Some say he runs with the bears.

I… was not expecting that.

The groun is cold, papi. – Cat probably.

PSA: Planting trees in square holes helps them grow stronger and faster, apparently.

When you’re the only one at the office who doesn’t get the flu…

He wanted to ride a unicorn before his brain surgery… #makeithappencapn