Feeling Lucky?

Wanna play Doctor?

Wanna play Doctor?
When your teacher misses a spot while erasing the board.
When your teacher misses a spot while erasing the board.
How people see me.
How people see me.
If you watch Cinderella backwards…
If you watch Cinderella backwards…
Rules to live by.
Rules to live by.
You keep using those words…
You keep using those words…
McHitler.
McHitler.
Words.
Words.
The Dark Lord collection.
The Dark Lord collection.
True story.
True story.
This is how I die.
This is how I die.
I want to be a stay at home mom, but without the kids.
I want to be a stay at home mom, but without the kids.
Wrong number like a boss.
Wrong number like a boss.
I’m wearing a jacket because…
I’m wearing a jacket because…
Scumbag pope.
Scumbag pope.
Number of cats it takes to make the pain go away.
Number of cats it takes to make the pain go away.
a+heartwarming+dad+joke
a heartwarming dad joke
dad+never+has+to+know
dad never has to know
you+know+the+podcast
you know the podcast
the+joys+of+parenting
the joys of parenting
Join the conversation
fuck+that+hurts+eels%2C+probably
fuck that hurts eels, probably
it%26%238217%3Bs+fine.+Everything%26%238217%3Bs+fine
it’s fine. Everything’s fine
Marilyn+Monpigeon
Marilyn Monpigeon
butt+brothers
butt brothers
he%26%238217%3Bs+a+keeper
he’s a keeper
what%26%238217%3Bs+in+the+box%3F
what’s in the box?
sea+level
sea level
is+pizza+on+a+pineapple+okay%3F
is pizza on a pineapple okay?