The content of this Ancient Egyptian tablet from the 18th century BC is a student’s essay – you can see mistakes corrected in red by his teacher

The content of this Ancient Egyptian tablet from the 18th century BC is a student's essay - you can see mistakes corrected in red by his teacher

Don’t sit so close to the TV…

Don’t sit so close to the TV…

I don’t need to flirt.

I don’t need to flirt.

So… What do you think?

So… What do you think?

Honest wedding invitation.

Honest wedding invitation.

This long distance relationship isn’t working.

This long distance relationship isn’t working.

Incredible helmet.

Incredible helmet.

Oh George.

I’ll change the baby’s diaper when we get home, thanks.

I’ll change the baby’s diaper when we get home, thanks.

Helicopter landing at night.

Helicopter landing at night.

The reason everyone hates clowns.

The reason everyone hates clowns.

Avoid using the word ‘very’

Avoid using the word ‘very’

What happens to borrowed pens.

What happens to borrowed pens.

Slow-Mo kitty attack.

Slow-Mo kitty attack.

What did I tell you about finger quotes?

What did I tell you about finger quotes?

So that’s what freedom looks like.

So that’s what freedom looks like.