Feeling Lucky?

Fake news media at work.

Fake news media at work.
gator melted like ice cream
gator melted like ice cream
How did he even get hired?
How did he even get hired?
That was unexpected
That was unexpected
gotta take it easy on the lies
gotta take it easy on the lies
What a weird job to lie about having
What a weird job to lie about having
What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?
What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?
when TV listing go rogue
when TV listing go rogue
No one can stop us!
No one can stop us!
eat, sleep, ignore, repeat
eat, sleep, ignore, repeat
and now I’m wide awake. great…
and now I’m wide awake. great…
please send help
please send help
this is why i love bread so much
this is why i love bread so much
… with a louisville slugger
… with a louisville slugger
soory not soory
soory not soory
Take a leap of faith
Take a leap of faith
Pacman+FTW%21
Pacman FTW!
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Pretty+much%26%238230%3B
Pretty much…
Don%26%238217%3Bt+deny+it.
Don’t deny it.
Join the conversation
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Clumsy+Adam%26%238230%3B
Clumsy Adam…
When+shipping+costs+more+than+the+product.
When shipping costs more than the product.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Words.
Words.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!