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🐛 life.

🐛 life.
The Denny’s tumblr account is no longer legally affiliated with the restaurant.
The Denny’s tumblr account is no longer legally affiliated with the restaurant.
Serving and protecing.
Serving and protecing.
Doing my best.
Doing my best.
It’s real in my heart.
It’s real in my heart.
Knock knock.
Knock knock.
A wholesome NYC experience.
A wholesome NYC experience.
Apparently after too many beers I decided to mobile deposit this photo as a 10k check. They were surprisingly nice about it all.
Apparently after too many beers I decided to mobile deposit this photo as a 10k check. They were surprisingly nice about it all.
Do you even meow?
Do you even meow?
When your wife is actually garbage.
When your wife is actually garbage.
Canadians are more flamboyant than they let on.
Canadians are more flamboyant than they let on.
Extreme bubble wrap challenge.
Extreme bubble wrap challenge.
N
N
I don’t prank well…
I don’t prank well…
Make Vending Machines Great Again
Make Vending Machines Great Again
Human fingers are fun.
Human fingers are fun.
Oversimplified+pizza+post..
Oversimplified pizza post..
He+didn%26%238217%3Bt+even+ask+if+she+wanted+it%2C+probably.
He didn’t even ask if she wanted it, probably.
%26%238230%3Bsome+people+hike%2C+probably.
…some people hike, probably.
This+was+completely+unintentional%2C+prove+me+wrong.
This was completely unintentional, prove me wrong.
Join the conversation
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+still+proud+of+you%2C%26%238217%3B+she+said+somberly%26%238230%3B
‘I’m still proud of you,’ she said somberly…
Spiders+are+yum+yum+in+my+tum+tum%21
Spiders are yum yum in my tum tum!
%2AUHHM+intensifies%2A
*UHHM intensifies*
Freedom+is+relative.
Freedom is relative.
He%26%238217%3Bs+makin%26%238217%3B+waffles.
He’s makin’ waffles.
I%26%238217%3Bve+got+blueberries+on+the+mind%26%238230%3B
I’ve got blueberries on the mind…
IKEA+carries+a+globe+of+the+Earth%26%238217%3Bs+surface+in+2045.
IKEA carries a globe of the Earth’s surface in 2045.
AND+MY+VOTE%21
AND MY VOTE!