The middle finger means peace among worlds…

you should have just bought snacks!

his name was close enough

was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?

michael’s store employees use the honor system

let’s hear about your love lives via literature!

there’s a very limited window between an omelet and scrambled eggs

wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way

it happens to the best of us ‘lil dude.

japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?

phrasing matters

it’s the only way to make the calls stop

the church of cheese is the only church you could convince me to attend

if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

i’ll be your dungeon master if you’ll be my paladin

the learning how to season starter pack that any amateur chef needs in their pantry