Thor isn’t buying what Bezos is selling

Witches don’t live in the desert for a reason.

$8 worth of Lunchables Compared to $8 worth of the same product if you were to buy in non-lunchable form.

No need for parking sensors when you got these

The price is savage

Horlp may.

Armor equipped!

The saddest thing at the grocery store.

Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.

Get thee hence, scurvy knave.

You just lost the game.

Saudi Arabia, when it rains in the desert.

Passive aggressive instructions

One of us volunteered at a food bank today to help prepare for Thanksgiving

I… I guess thanks?

I nominate Mr. Trump.