A falcon killed a seagull at Fred Meyer. He was surrounded by horrified onlookers

A falcon killed a seagull at Fred Meyer. He was surrounded by horrified onlookers

The many potat of Peru.

The many potat of Peru.

Employee of the month, as far as I’m concerned.

Employee of the month, as far as I’m concerned.

Beware of the gaggle.

Beware of the gaggle.

Karen! You weren’t supposed to do that…

Karen! You weren’t supposed to do that…

You gotta boost your watermelon standards this year.

You gotta boost your watermelon standards this year.

The density is beyond normal limits.

The density is beyond normal limits.

Someone scream all clear from the hill tops.

Someone scream all clear from the hill tops.

Shut up and take my stimulus check!

Shut up and take my stimulus check!

Some might even say he found his better half..

Some might even say he found his better half..

This was written by a proper therapist.

This was written by a proper therapist.

The anatomically correct coffee mug.

The anatomically correct coffee mug.

Let’s go bowling and wait for this all to blow over…

Let’s go bowling and wait for this all to blow over…

Let the people have their brisket, IMO.

Let the people have their brisket, IMO.

When mom understands you.

When mom understands you.

He’s our special boy…

He’s our special boy…