too close!

I had sex with a parrot once.

I had sex with a parrot once.

My dad built me a treehouse.

My dad built me a treehouse.

I’ve gone mad.

I’ve gone mad.

Isn’t Potter dead yet?

Isn’t Potter dead yet?

PTSD.

Hope for the best.

Hope for the best.

I fixed your problem.

I fixed your problem.

Breaking news.

Words.

Land-Narwhal!

Dell iBack.

I can relate.

Table trick is fail.

Table trick is fail.

I cannot wait to turn into a butterfly!

I cannot wait to turn into a butterfly!

Drugs.