I blame the Christ, personally.

I blame the Christ, personally.

The fiat joke I didn’t know I needed in my life

The fiat joke I didn’t know I needed in my life

Calmly plotting your demise

Calmly plotting your demise

there is no escape. Only zuul

there is no escape. Only zuul

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

As if 1-13 weren’t impossible enough, wait until you see 14!

As if 1-13 weren’t impossible enough, wait until you see 14!

mind blown

cheerios and bourbon

cheerios and bourbon

justice served

Don’t even say hi

Don’t even say hi

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Is this true?

Followed directions perfectly

Followed directions perfectly

I’d like to buy a vowel

I’d like to buy a vowel

This person really needs to play Smash

This person really needs to play Smash

retired firehoses

retired firehoses