Goddammit Floyd, put the gun down!

they’re trying to tell you something

tasty treats for halloween

too soon?

you’re never too old to start working

it’s kind of my job

“A naked florida man covered in vaseline was caught running through a mall in the southern florida area this afternoon.”

you can run, but you can’t hide

nothing suspicious here

Which was your favorite aughts emo band?

and she wouldn have gotten away with it, too…

mmmm…

she just needs 5 minutes to herself

monch

and for some, those chains are made of unknown animal parts…

Australia has a duck fashion show and you have to see these elegant fowls