The Gargoyle of Notre Dame overlooking Paris, circus 1910

The Gargoyle of Notre Dame overlooking Paris, circus 1910

Progress isn’t always linear, son.

Progress isn’t always linear, son.

OK now do [yo]uranus.

OK now do [yo]uranus.

Hello again, old friend.

Hello again, old friend.

Desk duty is for the weak.

Desk duty is for the weak.

It all started as a harmless joke…

It all started as a harmless joke…

Oompa, loompa, doom-pa-dee-do I have another disaster for you…

Oompa, loompa, doom-pa-dee-do I have another disaster for you…

New CDC guidelines to Make America Great Once More.

New CDC guidelines to Make America Great Once More.

NASCAR has officially leveled up. Boy bye.

NASCAR has officially leveled up. Boy bye.

The potions are bending the genders…

The potions are bending the genders…

It’s nothing to worry about… watch it will just go away with the heat.

It’s nothing to worry about… watch it will just go away with the heat.

You sure you want to do this with the camera rolling?

You sure you want to do this with the camera rolling?

OK but we need to remember to preserve history, one way or another.

OK but we need to remember to preserve history, one way or another.

A man named Sue bought a kitten, circa 1985.

A man named Sue bought a kitten, circa 1985.

Damn, Bertram! Not bad for a whale.

Damn, Bertram! Not bad for a whale.

Words.