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The sad reality of first date locations.

The sad reality of first date locations.
who has it worse?
who has it worse?
i wonder what its property taxes cost
i wonder what its property taxes cost
a true american patriot
a true american patriot
I think i’m hilarious
I think i’m hilarious
don’t drink milk and drive
don’t drink milk and drive
committing this to memory
committing this to memory
i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too
i read that in his voice and now I’m crying, too
i really want a donut now
i really want a donut now
it’s not too late
it’s not too late
per my last shot
per my last shot
brain is broken
brain is broken
what is this sorcery
what is this sorcery
what a happy surprise!
what a happy surprise!
there’s always a next time
there’s always a next time
she has entered the endgame
she has entered the endgame
Oh%2C+the+Special+Olympics%3F
Oh, the Special Olympics?
Girlfriend+vs.+Cat
Girlfriend vs. Cat
The+problem+with+coffee%26%238230%3B
The problem with coffee…
My+dog+caught+me+in+the+act+again%26%238230%3B
My dog caught me in the act again…
Join the conversation
This+was+in+my+writing+coaches+office.
This was in my writing coaches office.
Square+bottle+prototypes
Square bottle prototypes
You+just+can%26%238217%3Bt+know.
You just can’t know.
One+of+the+reasons+I+don%26%238217%3Bt+like+the+ocean
One of the reasons I don’t like the ocean
Be+reckless+with+toasters.
Be reckless with toasters.
I+need+to+go+potty
I need to go potty
That+movie+about+the+gay+guys+on+the+mountain%26%238230%3B
That movie about the gay guys on the mountain…
Big+Bird+had+a+rough+day%26%238230%3B
Big Bird had a rough day…