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Everyone deserves a bedtime story.

Everyone deserves a bedtime story.
When I have to pee.
When I have to pee.
I like people how I like my coffee…
I like people how I like my coffee…
What should you drink for breakfast?
What should you drink for breakfast?
This can’t be helping the economy…
This can’t be helping the economy…
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Amish Christmas lights.
Amish Christmas lights.
Anyone?
Anyone?
Words.
Words.
The meaning of “no offense.”
The meaning of “no offense.”
Oh Wikipedia, how you kid…
Oh Wikipedia, how you kid…
Words.
Words.
Rats vs. humans.
Rats vs. humans.
Most amazing places I want to visit.
Most amazing places I want to visit.
Pics or GTFO.
Pics or GTFO.
Best hacker ever!
Best hacker ever!
%26%238220%3BLet+me+show+you+my+strengths%26%238221%3B
“Let me show you my strengths”
and+yet+it%26%238217%3Bs+still+not+good
and yet it’s still not good
over-conference-ating
over-conference-ating
%26%238220%3BThe+dame+had+rizz%26%238221%3B
“The dame had rizz”
Join the conversation
the+liar%26%238217%3Bs+tree
the liar’s tree
peak+performance
peak performance
cattitude+adjustment
cattitude adjustment
don%26%238217%3Bt+use+this%21
don’t use this!
finite+fine-ness
finite fine-ness
built+different
built different
complicated+coverage
complicated coverage
such+a+specific+joke+for+a+specific+quote
such a specific joke for a specific quote