I've missed 36 birthdays. I've missed my kids graduations - OJ Simpson

Are we the person or the goose?

Dad reviews daughters test kitchen.

Off to class!

Life is like a box of Girl Scout Cookies...

SEO from the year 2000! Bring back search index diversity, is what I always say...

Welcome to the real world.

Message received.

Statistically...

What's fat?

Nom nom nom

White Cliffs of Dover England.

The Andromeda galaxy, if we could see her in the night sky.

How to end a conversation

Fire and water(melon)